What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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