I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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