Christians are straight up FREAKS
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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