Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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