So drunk, too bad you don't want this
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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