new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
So vagazzling was a success
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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