I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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