i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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