You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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