i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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