just come out here and I will go home with you...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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