I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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