69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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