WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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