This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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