idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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