Kiss
Puke
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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