I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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