lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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