If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Do vagina's smell?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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