just come out here and I will go home with you...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Houston, we have a blender
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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