I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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