apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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