If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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