shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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