Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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