He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I understand Curling. That high.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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