Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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