he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
How naked do you want me to be?
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