Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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