So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
