I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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