Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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