do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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