hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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