how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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