you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
