Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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