with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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