woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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