I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
This is the high leading the old right now
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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