So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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