i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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