I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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