Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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