is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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