Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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