wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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