How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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