their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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