I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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