physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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