i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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