just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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