Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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