I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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