Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
