I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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