i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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