I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Pants are for mortals
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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