haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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